It never ceases to amaze me just how much that I don't know about the differences bewteen men and women. And to be honest, I like not knowing the answers because it's so much more fun this way.

Recently I've been spending time with Moonchild and some of her mates. They are mostly boys (ooooh!) and they are just ace. Friendly, chatty and funny, they have welcomed me into their social group with open arms.

We talked about all sorts, we put the world to rights, we got drunk, and then we started talking about the differences between men and women.

Apparantly us women can get a shag anytime we want because we are in a buyer's market. It doesn't matter what we look like or even what our personalities are like because we, and I quote, "can walk up to practically any man in a bar and get a shag."

Admittedly, I have heard this theory once before from an old friend, but I poo-pooed his theory, laughed at him and told him to go and have a word with himself. And then just to make sure he would never speak of such a half-arsed idea again, I told him he had a small penis. So imagine my surprise to hear of it again, from a different man.

I pashawed said man, and turned to ask his fellow males what they thought of his cockamemee theory.
"Well, it's true isn't it?" they proferred.

A straw poll of the five guys who were there followed, based on the following scenario;
A woman is standing in a bar full of single, hetero men. She asks each and every man if they would like to shag her, what percentage of men would turn her down.

Our poll revealed that on average, 20% would say no.

I am shocked. That means 80% would say yes.
I think I must be doing something very wrong. Either that or I look like a man!

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