1. I am addicted to people. I can’t help it – I have an addictive personality. Consequently drugs other than booze, nicotine and caffeine are strictly off limits. There’s no telling which ditch I would end up in, arse side up, stinking and dribbling and in need of a the A&E department in the nearest hospital

2. Cliched I know but I want to write for a living

3. On first meeting me, you’ll no doubt mistake me as confident/loud/brash/scary but really I am shitting big shitty bricks on the inside

4. I am/was a hopeless romantic and I am obsessed with love. Blah blah blah, ad fucking nauseam.

5. I think too much and am prone to over analysis of everything. My friends accept this, they have to, leopards, spots, old dogs and new tricks?

6. I was on Blockbusters as a solo, but ballsed up my gold run. Fuckit who cares, it was the only ambition I had and I achieved it.

7. I was born in 1976, a Gemini, year of the Dragon

8. I hail from Nepal, a beautiful, troubled, landlocked kingdom and home of Mt Everest

9. I grew up mostly in Hong Kong and England and consequently suffers from an identity crisis most days

10. I’ve had seven boyfriends, been in love twice and constantly wonder if anyone has been in love with me

11. I believe in the concept that there isn't just one perfect person for everyone, but a handful of 'perfect fits'

12. I take pride in my eclectic taste in music but admit a penchant for cheesy pop

13. I always wanted to sing in a band but suffer terribly from stage fright...so I pretend, by singing in the shower at the top of my voice

14. I would love to play the drums (or any musical instrument for that matter)

15. I can't live without books…..or laughing

16. I love snogging…..and shagging

17. I am not prim or a prude…..but have yet to see a porn film

18. I have a screaming penchant for shoes

19. I can be a girly girl but I love kicking about with the boys in the park

20. I am a CRAP liar

21. I worry that I am not worthy

22. I am likely to change my mind without notice or warning, and reserve the right to be inconsistent

23. I am a walking bundle of contradictions

24. I love feeling needed

25. I am MAD about hugs